Caught

Deliciously muscular Fredrick Ford and cute blond Matthew Mayfair arrive in Palm Springs for a relaxing weekend. Matthew rips off his shirt to catch some rays, leaving Fredrick to unpack. But, before he can do that, he finds a stray VHS tape ... then two ... three ... a whole cache of them (this must be the last VHS tape collection anywhere!). Matthew iterates my thought, asking "who puts anything on VHS anymore?" and Fredrick aims to find out, since the tape is labeled "Your Eyes Only." That just begs to be watched, whereas "Cow Milking 12/4/03" might be less seducing.

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